Tattoo Help!
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Owen
Benz10_6
Zom13i
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Tattoo Help!
Hey guys, I need your help on a serious tip. See, I recently decided to get a new tattoo. Which, in and of itself, was a tough choice. I mean, choosing what to get and where was something I really slaved over. It's something that I'm going to be stuck with for the rest of my life, after all.
I decided, after much deliberation, to go with teeth around my asshole. The problem, as it turns out, that when fecal matter gets in your bloodstream, it can be deadly. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I decided, after much deliberation, to go with teeth around my asshole. The problem, as it turns out, that when fecal matter gets in your bloodstream, it can be deadly. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Zom13i- Posts : 21
Join date : 2011-05-16
Age : 37
Location : Buffalo, NY
Re: Tattoo Help!
<3 ha! i was thinking about this the other day too!! i wonder what happened to that girl...i bet her asshole got infected and now has no ass.
Benz10_6- Posts : 54
Join date : 2011-05-15
Age : 35
Location : Dallas,TX
Re: Tattoo Help!
Whatever you do, do not seek medical attention!
Owen- Posts : 49
Join date : 2011-05-18
Age : 41
Location : Troy, New York
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Also, instead of going to a professional, I decided it would probably just be better to have some guy I sort of kind of know do it. It's cool, though, he's totally legit. He knows my friend's neighbor, and I heard he used to do tats while he was in jail. So it's really just as good as getting a tattoo on my asshole in a store, right?
In any case, I figure I just won't take a shit until it's completely healed up. Now, brb, I've gotta go rub A&D ointment all up in my browneye.
In any case, I figure I just won't take a shit until it's completely healed up. Now, brb, I've gotta go rub A&D ointment all up in my browneye.
Zom13i- Posts : 21
Join date : 2011-05-16
Age : 37
Location : Buffalo, NY
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That chick is obviously dead by now. If not from tattoo infection then SOMETHING. Like she decided to build a garbage bag hangglider because her friend's neighbor said it would work and he knows someone who went to beauty school.
Owen- Posts : 49
Join date : 2011-05-18
Age : 41
Location : Troy, New York
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Owen wrote:That chick is obviously dead by now. If not from tattoo infection then SOMETHING. Like she decided to build a garbage bag hangglider because her friend's neighbor said it would work and he knows someone who went to beauty school.
Invisible Banana Sticker'd.
Zom13i- Posts : 21
Join date : 2011-05-16
Age : 37
Location : Buffalo, NY
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Benz10_6 wrote:<3 ha! i was thinking about this the other day too!! i wonder what happened to that girl...i bet her asshole got infected and now has no ass.
now ya got no ass ta go with ya no neck!
Penance- Posts : 102
Join date : 2011-05-27
Age : 38
Location : Small town hell
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hahahaha omg fuck. i literally forgot that was from mjs but WHERE ELSE..god.. hahaha fuck.
she was really like.. "c'mon be serious guys" and we were like that's fucking IMPOSSIBLE!
did she ever get a banana sticker for that? if not, we should leave one on her grave.. at least.
she was really like.. "c'mon be serious guys" and we were like that's fucking IMPOSSIBLE!
did she ever get a banana sticker for that? if not, we should leave one on her grave.. at least.
LotusUnderground- Posts : 18
Join date : 2011-05-28
Age : 37
Location : Maui, Hawaii formerly IL
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wasn't she like 14 or something? i know she was underage and couldn't show her ass because of that. fucking tease, this is why i hate younger females. they turn you on but you cant fuck em.
Penance- Posts : 102
Join date : 2011-05-27
Age : 38
Location : Small town hell
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so basically, you didn't have game enough to convince her that fucking her in the ass would heal it up quick? ("cum is actually made of most of the same ingredients as a&d--you didn't know that?")
oo look at all these different emoticons.. i chose you pikachu..
yay! a cherry seems fitting
oo look at all these different emoticons.. i chose you pikachu..
yay! a cherry seems fitting
LotusUnderground- Posts : 18
Join date : 2011-05-28
Age : 37
Location : Maui, Hawaii formerly IL
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I don't think she ever got a banana sticker but she damn sure got a Darwin Award.
Owen- Posts : 49
Join date : 2011-05-18
Age : 41
Location : Troy, New York
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LotusUnderground wrote:so basically, you didn't have game enough to convince her that fucking her in the ass would heal it up quick? ("cum is actually made of most of the same ingredients as a&d--you didn't know that?")
oo look at all these different emoticons.. i chose you pikachu..
yay! a cherry seems fitting
I had heard cum acts like a muscle relaxer of sorts once inside the vagina but clearly i've never done studies on the subject.
how is a cherry fitting? virginity doesn't come back....or does it?
Owen wrote:I don't think she ever got a banana sticker but she damn sure got a Darwin Award.
they give an award for being the mental missing link?
Penance- Posts : 102
Join date : 2011-05-27
Age : 38
Location : Small town hell
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Darwin Awards go to people who do incredibly stupid things and eliminate themselves from the genepool. Lawn Chair Larry is probably my favorite. He strung 40 weather balloons to his lawn chair, packed a lunch, some beers, and a pellet gun. Half an hour later, planes were reporting him in their airspace. He had to pay a whole bunch of fines, but then went on to become a motivational speaker...and killed himself.
Owen- Posts : 49
Join date : 2011-05-18
Age : 41
Location : Troy, New York
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so its a more sarcastic award then? right on, yes, she deserves one.
Penance- Posts : 102
Join date : 2011-05-27
Age : 38
Location : Small town hell
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http://www.darwinawards.com/
Some of 'em are even on video.
Some of 'em are even on video.
Owen- Posts : 49
Join date : 2011-05-18
Age : 41
Location : Troy, New York
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good, something to check out later tonight.
Penance- Posts : 102
Join date : 2011-05-27
Age : 38
Location : Small town hell
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Hmm.. Teeth around the asshole..
I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.
I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.
Re: Tattoo Help!
Odious wrote:Hmm.. Teeth around the asshole..
I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.
Only if it comes out singing and dancing like Michigan J. Frog.
Zom13i- Posts : 21
Join date : 2011-05-16
Age : 37
Location : Buffalo, NY
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the whole alien poop shoot idea reminded me of this.....*shudders* http://www.efukt.com/20875_Cute_Face,_Ugly_Vagina.html
Penance- Posts : 102
Join date : 2011-05-27
Age : 38
Location : Small town hell
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Zom13i wrote:Odious wrote:Hmm.. Teeth around the asshole..
I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.
Only if it comes out singing and dancing like Michigan J. Frog.
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
Owen- Posts : 49
Join date : 2011-05-18
Age : 41
Location : Troy, New York
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