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Post  Zom13i on Tue May 24, 2011 4:04 pm

Hey guys, I need your help on a serious tip. See, I recently decided to get a new tattoo. Which, in and of itself, was a tough choice. I mean, choosing what to get and where was something I really slaved over. It's something that I'm going to be stuck with for the rest of my life, after all.

I decided, after much deliberation, to go with teeth around my asshole. The problem, as it turns out, that when fecal matter gets in your bloodstream, it can be deadly. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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Post  Benz10_6 on Tue May 24, 2011 8:24 pm

<3 ha! i was thinking about this the other day too!! i wonder what happened to that girl...i bet her asshole got infected and now has no ass.
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Post  Owen on Wed May 25, 2011 10:24 am

Whatever you do, do not seek medical attention!
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Post  Zom13i on Wed May 25, 2011 4:40 pm

Also, instead of going to a professional, I decided it would probably just be better to have some guy I sort of kind of know do it. It's cool, though, he's totally legit. He knows my friend's neighbor, and I heard he used to do tats while he was in jail. So it's really just as good as getting a tattoo on my asshole in a store, right?

In any case, I figure I just won't take a shit until it's completely healed up. Now, brb, I've gotta go rub A&D ointment all up in my browneye.
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Post  Owen on Thu May 26, 2011 3:01 pm

That chick is obviously dead by now. If not from tattoo infection then SOMETHING. Like she decided to build a garbage bag hangglider because her friend's neighbor said it would work and he knows someone who went to beauty school.
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Post  Zom13i on Thu May 26, 2011 6:01 pm

Owen wrote:That chick is obviously dead by now. If not from tattoo infection then SOMETHING. Like she decided to build a garbage bag hangglider because her friend's neighbor said it would work and he knows someone who went to beauty school.

Invisible Banana Sticker'd.
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Post  Penance on Fri May 27, 2011 10:11 pm

Benz10_6 wrote:<3 ha! i was thinking about this the other day too!! i wonder what happened to that girl...i bet her asshole got infected and now has no ass.

now ya got no ass ta go with ya no neck!
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Post  LotusUnderground on Sat May 28, 2011 5:02 am

hahahaha omg fuck. i literally forgot that was from mjs but WHERE ELSE..god.. hahaha fuck.

she was really like.. "c'mon be serious guys" and we were like that's fucking IMPOSSIBLE!

did she ever get a banana sticker for that? if not, we should leave one on her grave.. at least.
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Post  Penance on Sat May 28, 2011 5:46 am

wasn't she like 14 or something? i know she was underage and couldn't show her ass because of that. fucking tease, this is why i hate younger females. they turn you on but you cant fuck em.
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Post  LotusUnderground on Sat May 28, 2011 1:17 pm

so basically, you didn't have game enough to convince her that fucking her in the ass would heal it up quick? ("cum is actually made of most of the same ingredients as a&d--you didn't know that?")


oo look at all these different emoticons.. i chose you pikachu.. cherry

yay! a cherry seems fitting
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Post  Owen on Sat May 28, 2011 3:23 pm

I don't think she ever got a banana sticker but she damn sure got a Darwin Award.
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Post  Penance on Sun May 29, 2011 12:59 am

LotusUnderground wrote:so basically, you didn't have game enough to convince her that fucking her in the ass would heal it up quick? ("cum is actually made of most of the same ingredients as a&d--you didn't know that?")


oo look at all these different emoticons.. i chose you pikachu.. cherry

yay! a cherry seems fitting

I had heard cum acts like a muscle relaxer of sorts once inside the vagina but clearly i've never done studies on the subject.

how is a cherry fitting? virginity doesn't come back....or does it? Suspect

Owen wrote:I don't think she ever got a banana sticker but she damn sure got a Darwin Award.

they give an award for being the mental missing link?
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Post  Owen on Sun May 29, 2011 1:07 am

Darwin Awards go to people who do incredibly stupid things and eliminate themselves from the genepool. Lawn Chair Larry is probably my favorite. He strung 40 weather balloons to his lawn chair, packed a lunch, some beers, and a pellet gun. Half an hour later, planes were reporting him in their airspace. He had to pay a whole bunch of fines, but then went on to become a motivational speaker...and killed himself.
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Post  Penance on Sun May 29, 2011 1:14 am

so its a more sarcastic award then? right on, yes, she deserves one.
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Post  Owen on Sun May 29, 2011 1:25 am

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Some of 'em are even on video.
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Post  Penance on Sun May 29, 2011 1:37 am

good, something to check out later tonight.
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Post  Odious on Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:20 pm

Hmm.. Teeth around the asshole..

I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.
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Post  Zom13i on Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:58 pm

Odious wrote:Hmm.. Teeth around the asshole..

I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.

Only if it comes out singing and dancing like Michigan J. Frog.

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Post  Penance on Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:37 am

the whole alien poop shoot idea reminded me of this.....*shudders* http://www.efukt.com/20875_Cute_Face,_Ugly_Vagina.html
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Post  Owen on Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:01 pm

Zom13i wrote:
Odious wrote:Hmm.. Teeth around the asshole..

I was thinking more like the Xenomorph Alien from the Alien movies, when you poop you can pretend the little mouth is coming out the bigger mouth.

Only if it comes out singing and dancing like Michigan J. Frog.


I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
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Post  Riddleboxbitch on Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:16 am



I'm pretty sure this is what came out of that.
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